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soon to star in a famous infomercial

June 14th, 2009 by Ari

While channel surfing Rebecca and I came across a “show” on CSN that showed an animated man getting hit repeatedly in the testicles with a baseball, interspersed with pictures of baseball players doubled over in pain. Needless to say, we stopped channel surfing. It turns out it’s a show called sports science, and they were showing off a new type of athletic cup. It included videos showing how a baseball hitting a groin with several thousand pounds of force distributed the impact, what it could do to the testicles (tastefully displayed as two tiny green spheres), and how their new product would distribute the force differently into the pelvic bone. The new product was called – (wait for it) – the nutty buddy. They even had a demo showing the inventor shot in the groin with a baseball. You can see him on another morning show here providing a live demo in the street, and explaining the difference between the models know as the Mongo, the Hog, the Boss, and the Hammer.

One Response to “soon to star in a famous infomercial”

  1. Matt Says:

    “the Mongo, the Hog, the Boss, and the Hammer” This fellow sure knows many things about naming objects that one might want to use to contain their junk.

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