Masturbation is outlawed (apparently)
April 26th, 2009 by AriIn Lawrence v. Texas, the supreme court found that Texas’ law against consensual homosexual sex was unconstitutional, and overturned the court’s previous decision, Bowers vs. Hardwick which had upheld as constitutional a similar law in Georgia. In his dissent, justice Scalia lambasted the majority for overturning Bowers, which he claimed was the basis of many state laws relating to morality. He includes the following line:
State laws against bigamy, same-sex marriage, adult incest, prostitution, masturbation, adultery, fornication, bestiality, and obscenity are likewise sustainable only in light of Bowers’ validation of laws based on moral choices.
His logic is of course the standard culturally conservative approach which does not differentiate between consenting homosexual sex and bestiality and assumes that they are equivalent in all ways. Although I would disagree, it’s a debate that’s happened before repeatedly, and I have no wish to rehash it yet again.
What did catch my eye though, is the fact that Scalia mentions masturbation in his list of laws which may get overturned. Are there actually states with laws against masturbation? If so I couldn’t find out which ones with Google, and I’m curious to know how they possibly could have come about. (Also how can they possibly be enforced?) Has anyone actually heard of a state which has outlawed the safest sexual practice there is?
April 27th, 2009 at 9:38 am
Thanks so much for providing me a procrastination tool for today. So far I’ve learned that every state from Alabama to California (that would be in alphabetical order) outlaws depicting children masturbating, and in Arizona, it’s a felony to have “masturbatory contact with” the genitalia of a dead body. And have decided that I should probably stop looking :-)
April 27th, 2009 at 9:53 am
I just have to wonder – who was the legislator who got that law passed in AZ?
April 27th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
I’m kinda liking the phrase “masturbatory contact.”