If I were Bin Laden
October 20th, 2008 by AriIn 2004 Bin Laden released a taped message calling for the usual impossible wars against everything that is good about the world. It apparently had an effect on an election in which many ideologues attacked their opponents as being “the candidate of choice for terrorists”. While Bin-Laden is not on the radar this year, he can always reassert himself. If I were him I would release a video supporting one of the US presidential candidates – it doesn’t even matter which one because as many people will switch their votes away from that candidate will also switch to that candidate assuming they’re being lied to. It would simply be for the purpose of causing chaos, commotion, hysteria, and making the American people a little more nervous.
Also, a week after the election, I would “leak” a video where I congratulated my underlings on their operation as we managed to get “our” candidate elected president of the great satan. Again, it doesn’t matter who wins, but it scares the heck out of the American people if they think that the terrorists are happy with the result.
October 20th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
If you were Bin Laden, you’d be in desperate need of a shave & haircut.