modern art is crap
August 26th, 2008 by AriThis is just plain awesome:
A giant inflatable dog turd created by the American artist Paul McCarthy was blown from its moorings at a Swiss museum, bringing down a power line and breaking a window before landing in the grounds of a children’s home.
The exhibit, entitled Complex Shit, is the size of a house. It has a safety system that is supposed to deflate it in bad weather, but it did not work on this occasion.
The jokes practically write themselves:
- The power lines weren’t worth shit.
- The power company shit itself when this happened.
- The safety system was shit.
- Headline: American artist shits on Children’s home.
- McCarthy must have shit for brains.
August 26th, 2008 at 7:53 am
Rarely is the crappiness of modern art so self-evident.
August 26th, 2008 at 8:53 am
I got one: So much for hole-y shit!
August 26th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
It’s a fun situation when a sophisticated individual, aware of modern art, would see a giant inflatable turd flying through the air and not even blink. If the turd hadn’t crashed into a home, the artist would probably have said it was supposed to fly away, representing some impossibly vague concept about man’s relationship with the world.
August 26th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
I thought of a better one… All of the balloon purists who said that a Snoopy balloon in the Macy’s parade would open Pandora’s box have been proven right.