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nerdy trash talk

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007 by admin

Like everyone else in the universe, I’m in a fantasy football league. (Currently undefeated at 8-0). Yahoo encourages “smack talk” in it’s leagues, and being me, I decided to provide the nerdiest smack talk I could think of each week. This week I’ve been searching for something to say, and coming up empty. I searched the internet and realizes that no one seems to have a collection of nerdy smack talk anywhere. This is of course an unconscionable omission, and I’m going to rectify that right now. Submissions encouraged:

  • You’re going to crash like a 486 running vista.
  • I’m gonna score so many points Yahoo is going to have a buffer overflow
  • %79%6f%75%27%72%65%20%67%6f%69%6e%67%20%64%6f%77%6e (this is the ascii string “you’re going down” in hex).
  • I’m gonna trash you worse than Microsoft at a Linux convention
  • I’m like the Intel Xeon to your 386.
  • The derivation of my points function with respect to time is undefined.
  • I’m so hot I cause global warming.
  • You’re gonna get burned like a 486 overclocked to 1 GHz.

    For the record, I did try to embed javascript into my smack talk, but Yahoo thought of that already and doesn’t allow it.

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