For some reason I have never posted the saga of “the bike” here, so for those of you who know it this will be funnier. For those of you who don’t, I promise to tell the whole story later. For now though, know this:
Some time between wednesday night and thursday evening, a person jumped over the fence seperating our backyard with the neighbors, made a beeline for the bicycle under our porch, freed said bicycle from the snow and ice, made a beeline back for the fence, tossed the bicycle over the fence, jumped over the fence himself, and walked the bicycle around the neighbor’s house to the street.
How do I know all this? Simple. There’s snow on the ground and the crook left very clear tracks! I took some pictures which I’ll have to post later.
For the record, it was not actually our bike, so I’m not very upset. And yes, the back door has a lock on it that could keep marauding orcs at bay.